I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).We decided to get something to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ….
“I got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”
Hat tip: Sarge Charlie of Sarge Charlie
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