Imagine

While visiting Mike over at Mike's Place I found a post titled Imagine versus Imagine, posted by one of his coauthors Clueless, that made me laugh out loud. We've all heard John Lennon's Imagine, but this Imagine is quite unique. Now just enjoy the silliness.

Wednesdays Question #15

It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. There isn't a right or wrong answer to this question as everyone has different opinions on any given issue.

So here's this weeks question:

What do you most like or dislike about summer?

The Frantics

While visiting Phil of Phils Phun I found the video below and almost wet myself from laughing so hard. I just can't imagine my father being able to talk to me about this issue. I love his approach, but what's even funnier is the guy on the right. He really cracked me up.



How many dads do you think are out there that would even try to give any advice or help in this situation? Not many would be my guess. So enjoy the silliness.

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Friends

Friends are like underpants.

Some crawl up your behind.

Some snap under pressure.

Some don't have the strength to hold you up.

Some get a little twisted.

Some are your favorite.

Some are cheap and just plain nasty,

And some actually do cover your behind when you need them to.



Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun

The Comment Game

It's time to play the comment game again. We are on our last cruise-out of the year so we are enjoying our boating buddies this weekend.

Here's how it goes: I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like coffee or tea, and which ever one you prefer you choose. You can also explain why. When you have done that you do two new words or phrases for the next commenter to choose from. Feel free to come back as often as you like. Just have fun. If someone derails the game will one of you put it back on track? Thanks.

First comment: Seafood or Steak?

A Fireman's Dog

A Sunday School helper was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.



"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.



"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."



A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

Happy Barkday Sugar

Today is Sugar The Golden Retrievers Barkday. She is a young 10 years old and we all need to sing Happy Barkday to her. If you want to leave a comment on her blog she would be really happy. Just click on her smiling cute face and it will take you to her blog.

♪♪Happy Barkday to you,♪♪
♪♪Happy Barkday to you,♪♪
♪♪Happy Barkday Dear Sugar,♪♪
♪♪Happy Barkday to you.♪♪

Awww...Mondays #90

Last week it was mentioned that our Little Bit hasn't been featured in Awww...Mondays. Please meet Little Bit. She's a flat coat retriever, among other things, and is a bird dog. She loves to hunt and really loves chasing cats. Every cat in our neighborhood has beaten her up, but she still chases them. She also loves fish and and hubby came up with the idea of baking bread so he can chum and then she can watch the show. People in the marina stop and watch Little Bit and all the fish. Very entertaining to say the least.

Here's what you couldn't see in the photo above. Now that makes Little Bit very happy and she'll spend all day and half the night on the swim platform watching all the fish. She'll also bug hubby every 5 seconds to feed the fish. He created a monster. She's a good girl though and the very best dog we've ever had.


Awww...Mondays Participants

1. Spunky & Manny 2. Sandee 3. Mike Golch 4. Barb 5. Driller 6. Lois Grebowski 7. Marg

8. Rhonda 9. Traveling Bells 10. Rajagopalan 11. Joanne 12. William K Wallace 13. Empress Bee 14. Joyce Lansky

15. Mike 16. Duke 17. Binky 18. Linda 19. Carmen 20. Stevebethere

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More Funny Sayings

• When you're getting kicked from behind, at least it means you're in front.
• Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
• Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
• Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
• Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
• Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
• Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
• The one who snores will fall asleep first.
• The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.

Silly Sunday #33

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

The rules are simple:

• Post anything funny or silly on your blog.
• Add your link on the Silly Sunday linky below.
• If you want more laughs – read some of the other Silly Sunday posts.

Silly Sunday is your chance to share a favorite joke, silly picture, funny quote, amusing anecdote, creative comic or anything which made you smile today – and get a bit more traffic to your blog.

Funny Sayings!

• Fools rush in where fools have been before.
• It's called "take home" pay because you can't afford to go anywhere else with it.
• Success is relative; the greater the success, the more relatives.
• If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
• You must have learned from others' mistakes. You haven't had time to think all those up yourself.
• People like criticism; just keep it positive and flattering.
• It's OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
• Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work.
• Middle age is when broadness of the mind, and narrowness of the waist, change places.

Snotty Receptionist

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "Yes, I have your name here; you want to see the doctor about impotence, right?

The rest of the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied: "No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation, but I don't want the same doctor that did yours."

Don't mess with old people!

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

Hat tip: Bearman of Bearman Cartoons