More Funny Sayings

• When you're getting kicked from behind, at least it means you're in front.
• Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
• Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
• Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
• Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
• Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
• Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
• The one who snores will fall asleep first.
• The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.