"Please provide the date of your death." - from an IRS letter"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes." - Richard (Dicky) Nixon
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" - Lee Iacocca
"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on." - Samuel Goldwyn
Helpful Warnings: "CAUTION: Knife is very sharp. Keep out of children"
"The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman." - Rear Admiral James R. Hogg
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
"We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce." - Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." - Batman costume warning label
"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others." - Jerry Brown
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